Ayla Steadman

  • "Ayla's victory toast. Her opponent literally died."

Behold Ayla "el gaucho verde" Steadman.  Ayla spends much of her time loitering in Lulu Lemon and trying free food samples at CostCo.  Although much of her time is consumed in those hobbies, Ayla's true passion lies in competitive drinking tournaments.  Despite Ayla officially weighing in to featherweight divisions, she regularly competes in illegal, "no-drinks-barred" heavyweight grudge matches.  As of this writing she has never lost.

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