Mike used to be a secret agent before joining SCF. Using a mix of natural sexiness, charm, liters of hair gel, and a portable kiddie pool, Mike would cavort the globe saving the world from mankind's most nefarious criminal masterminds. However, in a highly publicized and career-ending incident involving a flock of seagulls, he retired to Albuquerque. He now spends a majority of his week teaching at-risk youth how to properly quaff their hair.
Kim fills out the gym's diversity quota: she's a redhead. Personality-wise, Kim is perkier than a mountain goat on cocaine, often springing from athlete to athlete, dishing out solid advice on technique. She also sometimes engages in marriage with Jeff. Her life goal is to "Jane Goodall someone in the face." No one is sure what that means.
Sibo is a soccer player, avid CrossFitter, and recovering koala bear mimic. Recently she ran into trouble when she climbed a Eucalyptus tree and began eating the leaves. Since this, she has entered koala rehab and is doing much better. She loves kids and hopes to get a CrossFit Kids program up and running at Sandia. She's very nice - unless she's tore up on Eucalyptus.
Behold Ayla "el gaucho verde" Steadman. Ayla spends much of her time loitering in Lulu Lemon and trying free food samples at CostCo. Although much of her time is consumed in those hobbies, Ayla's true passion lies in competitive drinking tournaments. Despite Ayla officially weighing in to featherweight divisions, she regularly competes in illegal, "no-drinks-barred" heavyweight grudge matches. As of this writing she has never lost.
When Mike isn't working at Sandia CrossFit he's doing research for his master's degree. His current research topics include: looking awesome while working out, shake weight for rehabilitation, and kinesiology of jumping on the bed. His hobbies include listening to the police scanner for crime in progress (which he then heroically thwarts) and finger painting.