dmike

Mike Montanez

Level 1 Trainer, Endurance

Mike used to be a secret agent before joining SCF. Using a mix of natural sexiness, charm, liters of hair gel, and a portable kiddie pool, Mike would cavort the globe saving the world from mankind’s most nefarious criminal masterminds. However, in a highly publicized and career-ending incident involving a flock of seagulls and the original, reunited cast of the Teletubbies, he retired to Albuquerque. He now spends a majority of his week teaching at-risk youth how to properly quaff their hair.