Facility

  • Yes, we have both and indoor AND an outdoor...

Previously we inhabited a rundown shanty located at 7th and Haines. Although it had an occasional cheering squad of boisterous vagrants, the location proved to be too small and we decided to relocate. Our new facility is located at 1224 Sawmill Road. It is huge and awesome. It also has 3 showers and is significantly warmer than our last facility. Hooray heating and insulation! Someday we hope to install chocolate milk drinking fountains and candy cane furniture but have yet to find qualified plumbers and candy cane artisans to carry out installation.

Schedule a Class

Please let us know if you are coming to class by SIGNING UP! Otherwise you can go run 5 laps around the block while our attack dog Blue chases you.