We’re big time now

by on Thu, Nov 03 2011 10:32:00

As I mentioned on our facebook page, our contact form recently got attacked by a spam bot. At first I thought about taking the form down for a while but then I really started to enjoy some of the spam. I think the intent of the messages was to have a link to some virus but for some reason the link was never attached. The result was a bunch of random messages from different “people” with poorly spelled, single sentence messages trying to get us to read an article. Since I’m the type of person who loves sharing I’ve included a few of my favorites here.

From: Jessie 
Subject: BDWEvCWSlXyjbmJ
Message Body:
I can’t hear aynhting over the sound of how awesome this article is.

This one is my favorite.

From: Lalaine 
Subject: MJVuWdKSapSvR
Message Body:
You’ve got it in one. Couldn’t have put it bteetr.

Somehow I doubt Lalaine could have put it bteetr.

From: Elouise 
Subject: roLmBYXHpLsAFCz
Message Body:
I have been so bwelidered in the past but now it all makes sense!

Sandia CrossFit: giving computer programs epiphanies since 2011!

From: Grizzly 
Subject: NCPJftYLIhBTlOh
Message Body:
Never seen a bteter post! ICOCBW

I had to google the acronym ICOCBW – I Could Of Course Be Wrong. I love how “Grizzly” uses this after making such an extremely emphatic and absolute statement. “I have never, ever seen anything as epic as that! Probably.”

From: Brandy 
Subject: oOFvWVdWGnqLezJL
Message Body:
Now that’s slutbe! Great to hear from you.

No, these messages are slutbe Brandy! Great to hear from you too!

Anyway, I got a kick out of them and thought I would share. I do have a quick message to whomever is spam bot(t)ing us – it’s honestly hard to tell you to stop. These messages are actually kind of entertaining and surprisingly uplifting. So… yeah, keep on truckin’ I guess.

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