Musings by wizened CrossFit masters. The posts written herein contain the combined knowledges of the Elders of Sandia CrossFit. (or maybe just the insane ramblings of Matt and Zach)

Angie and new classes

by on Thu, Dec 15 2011 11:40:00

By request we’re doing Angie today. I want to send out a kudos to Neill Goggin who came in and completed it on his first day! Although he became best friends with our pukie bucket a few times, we were all super impressed. Good job Neill! Some new pictures are up in the pictures tab. Also, morning classes should be starting soon. We’re thinking about adding a 630am and 9am so keep an eye out for those!

Plus we’ve been more active on facebook. There will probably be more pictures there than here.

Sock War

by on Mon, Dec 12 2011 11:39:00

What? Sandia CrossFit has a sock war every Saturday at 2pm? That’s too awesome to be true… but is! Come throw socks at other grown human beings and not be judged for it! Free, 2pm. Saturday. Sandia CrossFit. Check it out on the book of faces (facebook if you will).

Welcome LivingSocialites!

by on Mon, Nov 21 2011 11:32:00

Hola LivingSocial redirects, and welcome to our little bit of the internet! Take a few minutes to look around our site taking particular note of our kid’s link at the top of the page. There you will find an uncharacteristically serious argument for why your children need CrossFit – and what they can expect to get out of it (spoiler: better grades, better mental health, better fitness). If you have any questions about anything, shoot us an e-mail and we’ll get back to you before our coupon disappears. Thanks for checking us out!





Make your munchkins fit!



We’re big time now

by on Thu, Nov 03 2011 10:32:00

As I mentioned on our facebook page, our contact form recently got attacked by a spam bot. At first I thought about taking the form down for a while but then I really started to enjoy some of the spam. I think the intent of the messages was to have a link to some virus but for some reason the link was never attached. The result was a bunch of random messages from different “people” with poorly spelled, single sentence messages trying to get us to read an article. Since I’m the type of person who loves sharing I’ve included a few of my favorites here.

From: Jessie 
Subject: BDWEvCWSlXyjbmJ
Message Body:
I can’t hear aynhting over the sound of how awesome this article is.

This one is my favorite.

From: Lalaine 
Subject: MJVuWdKSapSvR
Message Body:
You’ve got it in one. Couldn’t have put it bteetr.

Somehow I doubt Lalaine could have put it bteetr.

From: Elouise 
Subject: roLmBYXHpLsAFCz
Message Body:
I have been so bwelidered in the past but now it all makes sense!

Sandia CrossFit: giving computer programs epiphanies since 2011!

From: Grizzly 
Subject: NCPJftYLIhBTlOh
Message Body:
Never seen a bteter post! ICOCBW

I had to google the acronym ICOCBW – I Could Of Course Be Wrong. I love how “Grizzly” uses this after making such an extremely emphatic and absolute statement. “I have never, ever seen anything as epic as that! Probably.”

From: Brandy 
Subject: oOFvWVdWGnqLezJL
Message Body:
Now that’s slutbe! Great to hear from you.

No, these messages are slutbe Brandy! Great to hear from you too!

Anyway, I got a kick out of them and thought I would share. I do have a quick message to whomever is spam bot(t)ing us – it’s honestly hard to tell you to stop. These messages are actually kind of entertaining and surprisingly uplifting. So… yeah, keep on truckin’ I guess.

A picture shouldn’t say any words because they are inanimate and lack vocal cords

by on Wed, Nov 02 2011 10:30:00

Guess what?!?! After repeated insults about our website we have finally added some pictures! This has a lot more to do with us finally locating our camera charger and a lot less to do with the disparaging remarks about our web design, but hey – results!

I’m a really big fan of an overly-simplified home page so I’ve moved the pictures into their own page. You can access them at the link to the right. Shockingly, it’s the one that says pictures. We’ll try to keep them updated every couple of days, barring the loss of our camera charger again.

There are currently only a couple of photos up. This morning we had Jesse and Dylan doing an overhead carry with some pull-ups. I didn’t get any pain face I-just-want-this-to-be-over-before-I-embarrass-myself-by-curling-up-into-a-little-ball-and-crying-myself-unconscious looks on film (like I usually make when working out), but you can see the inside and outside of our facilities from these photos.

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