Aenean Magna Consectetur

  • Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with…
  • Ted: Barney! I’m allowed to miss them alright? They’re my two best friends.
  • Barney: I’m your two best friends!
By | 2014-02-07T11:50:19+00:00 February 7th, 2014|Another Category, Journal|1 Comment

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  1. tommus February 13, 2014 at 11:53 am

    Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.

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